Yeeees...? [She stares back.] Why are you looking at me like—
[Wait.]
... Ohhhh, oh, shit. You weren't there. [JUST. SORT OF JAZZ HANDS. Still holding an onigiri in each hand.] Surprise! Would you believe me if I said I woke up this morning and instead of having a very awkward reunion with Rupert, I had to dig my way out of my grave? Let me tell you, not how I planned to start the week.
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[Wait.]
... Ohhhh, oh, shit. You weren't there. [JUST. SORT OF JAZZ HANDS. Still holding an onigiri in each hand.] Surprise! Would you believe me if I said I woke up this morning and instead of having a very awkward reunion with Rupert, I had to dig my way out of my grave? Let me tell you, not how I planned to start the week.